her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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