Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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