ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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