You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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