Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
wow bdsm is so cute
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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