____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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