i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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