I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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