Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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