Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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