I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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