Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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