Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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