You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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