i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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