I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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