Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
This baby is an asshole
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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