am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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