i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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