saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Your penis caused this!
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