what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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