Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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