question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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