Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
There's a naked man in my car right now.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
