In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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