i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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