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theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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