why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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