i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He felt like a one man threesome
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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