physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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