and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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