You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I am naked and annoyed.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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