This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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