i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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