All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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