did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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