Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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