The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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