I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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