Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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