So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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