You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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