Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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