belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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