hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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