sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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