Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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