U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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