I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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