The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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