Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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