I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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