I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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