So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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